A Tenerife blog with information on how to get the most out of the island.
Whether you’ve never been and you’re going off what people tell you, or you went once and stayed near the pool, there’s a good chance what…
The Passport Thing That Keeps Catching People Out Check the issue date on your passport, not just the expiry date. This trips people up constantly and…
Most people living here rarely talk about the sunshine and prefer to talk about the calima, the rental car scam, the tap water, and why the…
You’re probably doing exactly what I did a few weeks before my trip: watching clips of the south of Tenerife at midnight, saving them, and slowly…
Most people asking this question aren’t really asking about WiFi speeds but what they really want to know is if they’ll spend half their trip fighting…
Hand on heart, Tenerife has some genuinely wonderful food. The problem is that most visitors never get close to it. It’s not their fault either. You…
Visitors often feel underwhelmed by Tenerife because they never actually leave the resort, ate in the same strip of restaurants, and then went home and said…
Most people budget for a holiday in Spain and forget that Tenerife isn’t quite Spain, not in the way your wallet expects. The tax rate is…
Why Tenerife Gets Under Your Skin What’s the thing about Tenerife that nobody really knows how to explain? It’s not the beaches, although some of them…
You already know what you’re going to find when you get down to the pool. You know it before you even put your flip flops on.…
Most people land in the south, dump their bags, and walk to the nearest beach without thinking twice. For a lot of people, that works fine,…
People come back from Tenerife saying two completely different things. One person tells you it’s cheap as chips. Another says they spent a fortune and couldn’t…














